guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.YES
FUCKING
PLEASE

guidetrainlove:

One that maintains a conversation record.

YES

FUCKING

PLEASE

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

the-cock-in-cockles:

eatsleepcrap:

THE 20 STEPS TO SURVIVAL IN SUPERNATURAL

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THERES SO MANY BEYOND PERFECT THINGS ABOUT THIS POST BUT

TAKE NOTE THICKE

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Jordan Parrish in “Orphaned”

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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 Dylan Sprayberry in glasses (✿◠‿◠)

Dylan Sprayberry in glasses (✿◠‿◠)

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tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

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romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

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rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5 

WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE

uhhh dont you mean dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

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mychemicaltoast:

tyler joseph - twenty one pilots
photo credit [x]

mychemicaltoast:

tyler joseph - twenty one pilots

photo credit [x]

(via twenyonepilots)